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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue May 11, 2010 12:32 am

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue May 11, 2010 4:48 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Thu May 13, 2010 9:54 am

ta spaei...des to cheesy episode
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Fri May 21, 2010 12:12 am

Αποφασισα να βαλω λιγο παραπανω noise στη ζωη μου...
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Mon May 24, 2010 10:20 pm

το δργρ πρεπει να ειναι το μοναδκο μερος στο ιντερνετ που δεν ασχολειται με το τελος του λοστ. +10 brownie points για όλους σας. - 10 για μενα που το αναφερω.
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Mon May 24, 2010 10:37 pm

Αποφασισα να βαλω λιγο παραπανω φιλους στη ζωη μου


πς.(κι ειτσι εβγαλα το noise απο τη δικια μου)

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue May 25, 2010 11:54 am

bitter wrote:
Αποφασισα να βαλω λιγο παραπανω φιλους στη ζωη μου
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue May 25, 2010 1:11 pm

bitter wrote:
Αποφασισα να βαλω λιγο παραπανω φιλους στη ζωη μου


πς.(κι ειτσι εβγαλα το noise απο τη δικια μου)

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue May 25, 2010 1:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue May 25, 2010 6:53 pm

merikoi stixoi akoma...
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:59 pm

ass cleaning tips
Date: 2008-07-15, 11:51AM EDT

Ass cleaning tips


I have mastered the art of cleaning my stool hall and I want to share it with you losers who simply lather your wash cloth with some soap and do a quick reach around..THAT WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR ASS!!!! You need to spend at least 5 minutes in that area to have maximun cleanage. How would you feel if you were a girl/guy and while you were licking some guys sausage you get a nice whiff of some anal grease and dingleberries from a soft textured turd that required about 12 wipes in the public restroom? You think it's clean but it is NOT!!! Here are some tips:

Tip 1: After dropping the fecal children off at the pool, you can either use some babywipes (my personal favorite) or you can use a technique I learned from an ex-girlfriend of mine, you wet the toilet paper and proceed to wipe front-to-back, NOT back-to-front. You risk sliding some of the grease beneath your ball sack which creates another problem. This only applies to those who do not get what is called a perfect excrement session aka.."A Clean Break" to where the ca-ca breaks off completely and all you have to do is wipe the water off your gluteus after the initial plop.

Tip 2: Shave the hair off around your rectal, nuts and butt crack. This is just common knowledge, if you dont you risk piling up a weeks worth of dingleberries and in rare occasions, creation of shit dreadlocks to where the ca-ca firmly laminates itself to the ass hair and it twists together as you walk. This is more likely to happen to those who wear boxers because of the free "airflow" and those who dont shower often because you give the poop time to dry up like cement.

Tip 3: Jump into a public pool or spa. This is just as effective as a shower or even better because you get maximum "soakage" and it requires less work such and combats lazy reach arounds in the shower. Believe it or not, that is the only useful purpose for public pools, I think of them as gigantic bathtubs that goggle up loose ass hairs, dingleberries and makes a great place to take a quick pee. If I find myself in that situation, I just jump in the pool on one end, pee then swim to the other end, do a couple quick 360's under water then jump out the shallow side and dry off.

Tip 4: Go to the beach and be a good samaritan, jump into the ocean and "feed the fish", fish LOVE dung, I have 2 goldfish and they are always sucking eachothers doo-doo holes. Get a nice, salty ass treatment. For those of you who gets bumps after shaving your pubes or ass, this is a great to dry those up. Just simply go out past the waves a bit, however, dont be too obvious if you are going to release some bait into the ocean. Flop around a bit, move around because if you sit still people will become suspicious and besides the poop might float up to the surface quickly. Fish will love you for it!

Tip 5: Woman love to get manicures and pedicures, I call this the "assicure" It has a meaningful name Ass I Cure, it's self explanitory..yes, it is up to you to cure that hideous ass smell and here is how you do it in the shower. Pamper yourself, get the water luke warm and try to get the shower nozzle to propel the water quickly. Begin by turning in the opposite direction of the shower, about 180 degrees to where the nozzle in shooting directly down your ass crack. Position yourself at a 90 degree angle, butt up nice and high, reach around and spread your butt cheeks and let the water do its magic. The object is to really clean out the crevices of your brown eye, wedged up about a 1/4 inch of the butthole is some fecal matter that masks itself like a bat in a cave. This will allow the water to loosen it up for the wash cloth lathering. The next step is to lather your wash cloth with some bodywash or soap bar. Reach around and scrub it good, go ahead and wrap the towel around a finger of choice (i use my middle finger) and put that finger up your asshole and move it around in a circular motion. Go ahead and scrub nice and good up the butt crack to make sure you get all the grease. After you are done, rinse well then repeat step 1.

ADDITIONAL NOTE: Putting your finger in your ass doesnt make you gay, it might burn a bit. For those guys who insist on having anal sex with their girlfriends all the time, if you think one finger hurts, go ahead and use two fingers and see how it feels. It feels like a massive shit you take in the morning after a night of drinking and eating the 4 slices of jalepeno pepper pizza.

milwntas gia thlekontrol k kwlous

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:16 pm

haters_gonna_hate wrote:
if you think one finger hurts, go ahead and use two fingers and see how it feels
xaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa taspase!
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:02 pm

Μερικες φορες, η πορτα μου χλιμιντριζει... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:58 am

total eclipse of the heart
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:20 pm

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total eclipse of the heart

total eclipse of my ''mother''.einai trelh mou fwnazei shmera olh mera,epeidh auth agorase ena aporrypantiko tou opoih suskeyasia htan xtyphmenh,me apotelesma stadiaka na xy8ei olo mesa sto ntoulapi....eee loipon shmera mou fwnazei olh mera oti egw ftaiw gi auto kai oti epithdes truphsa egw th suskeuasia ..kai dustuxws den mporw na ths fwnaxw. den mou aresei na fwnazw polu apla.kai me anagkazei na fwnaxw...pragmatika ,exoume trela8ei.mou xalaei emena thn atmosfaira mou gi auto to pragma.dhladh ti allo?oi goneis exoun upostei kati??peite mou..sas parakalw,kai to kanw post,giati pragmatika me efere sta oria mou se 5 deuterolepta xwris plaka tromazw... Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:15 pm

Don't want me anymore, cos I threw it on the floor.
Used to call me sweet thing, I'm nobody's plaything,
And now that I am different, 'd love to bust my head,
You'd love to see me cop-out, 'd love to see me dead.

Do they owe us a living?
Of course they do, of course they do.
Owe us a living?
Of course they do, of course they do.
Owe us a living?
OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO.

The living that is owed to me I'm never going to get,
They've buggered this old world up, up to their necks in dept.
They'd give you a lobotomy for something you ain't done,
They'll make you an epitomy of everything that's wrong.

de ftaime re monster mash..8ymhsou k to tragoudi tou eddie sto rocky horror gia na noiwseis kalytera Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pm

anaforika me mia prosfath synenteksyh twn paidiwn einai to apo katw


no hard feelings i hope

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:56 pm

cheers cheers cheers cheers

we hate you! support greek scene!

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:42 pm

malaka peite ths na bgalei to mauro kragion!!!! eleos... i estw na zwgrafisei ena fridi toulaxiston!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:37 am

xexe pantos i vasia mou aresei perissotero etsi..

loipon eftiaksa kai gw asxeto neo artwork me bathi koinwniko provlimatismo kai synofriomena frydia.... pig

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PostSubject: Re: Η βραδυφλεγής αδυσώπητη πολλαπλότητα   Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:56 pm


milwntas gia random images peite mou oti aytos edw den einai idios h m.na apo salonikh se andra
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